Please pick only one post type!!

capsicle107:

Come on!

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

tombol-r:

really. ur going to get all sentimental over the damn produce aisle. you know what items maybe also didnt want to be eaten??

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have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

rapmonsters:

LOOK at THIS SHIT

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY? SEDUCTIVE BEDROOM EYES AND LIPBITE DOESNT DO SHIT WHEN YOURE SQUIRTING KETCHUP 50 MPH AND YOUR FUCKING HOT DOG IS DROWNING what the FUCK MINHYUK

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

twinstarcrossing:

So my Grandpa really likes Animal Crossing and constantly asks how I’m doing with my town and if he can watch me play. Well today i showed him how to make a new character so he can live in my town and I started upgrading his house and let him pick out all the furniture he liked, and he started his house.
This is it so far <3 
I’m sorry but my grandpa is adorable~

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD